what’s this feng shui thing supposed to be?

Okay. Feng Shui is this:

“Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve harmony with the environment. The practice is estimated to be more than three thousand years old.”

And the engineers thought it would be a great idea to have a motherboard built with Feng Shui in mind…. they’re saying:

“We didn’t rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. Instead, we tilted the memory slots and added an extra expansion slot at an angle to direct those negative energies away from the user.”

And that’s what happened then:

It’s getting even better:
“Xiang also said the angled slot also slows down the chi as it enters the CPU so it lessens the harm from any sha or negative chi. Placing the RAM in the bagua area of knowledge and wisdom should also increase performance.”

Hey okay… it’s a fake. But what if it would be built? 😉

Source 1: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/07/feng_shui_motherboard.html
Source 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui