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Pope visited Schrankmonster.de


Postcards with your domain on it you will receive sooner or later if you have any domain registerated by yourself.


Well, merging photos with individual text isn´t a mystic thing since Photoshop or other bitmap processors. But direct marketers are looking for our attention in our days where consumers are overloaded with ads.


The solution offered by DirecType is a software that connects databases with i.e. your data, some fitting photos [1] and the printing machine that produces all the tons of direct mails you’ll find in your mailbox day by day.


Other company told me a price of round about 6.000 EUR per license. May be, because this solution is for really high printing volumes. Interested industries can be traveling, insurances, furniture, automakers.


So, why doesn´t Vatican publishes a direct mailing for all christians with their name on it?



Source: http://www.directype.org


[1] “fitting” means a relation between costumers interests and the chosen photo. I.e. a domain owner of a website for fishing would receive a mailing with a fishing related photo. The owner of schrankmonster.de would receive some explicit pics. *vfg*


medienfloh

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where is the heat? – click-track your weblog…

AJAX is the key to rich web applications. And finally someone bridged the gap between click-tracking and those rich web applications.

With “Crazy Egg” is is possible to track the users of any site right down to their clicks…how cool is that (well if the users-webbrowser is configured to allow that) ?

Mashable.com was able to test it on their website…which looks like this:

After one our Crazy Egg created this heatmap…showing where the users clicked the most…

Source 1: http://www.crazyegg.com/

Source 2: mashable.com
Source 3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AJAX

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4500mAh battery for the HTC Himalaya / MDA2

Mhhh… I NEED to get one of those. But $140 is quite a bit if you can get a 1200mAh battery for less than $20.


“With normal usage it was 70.5 hours real time duration before I reached the 10% minimum level at which I needed to put it back on charge, that’s a predicted total of over 75 hours duration and a Pocket Plus measured usage of almost 19 hours – Wow!”




Source: http://www.mtekk.com.au/browse/page1128

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cross selling…paternity test + condoms…



Well. Why not? It definitly made by day… they sell tons of condoms together with a paternity test… I even looked for the pregnancy test.


PS: don’t ask!

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what to do to earn money when you’re only a C-Class Celebrity

Harry knows!



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trendy grey

Today I was in the local post office and I saw the following ad:



Okay… you can have that letter tray in blue, black and… trendy grey?! Trendy grey? What the hell is that supposed to be? A marketing division out of control?

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do you need a Windows XP serial?

…then just watch those crappy homeshopping channels… and be patient while they try to sell you things you’ll never ever need. But then. When it’s dark and cold outside… they will show you this:



… and the camera comes closer and closer… and and and… voilá there it is. It’s illegal to use this product key. But does the average Joe care? I do not show the closeup here because “I love my company!” 😉

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amazon gives mp3s away

thanks to argh for this great link… Amazon.com is giving away lots of good music for free…



Source 1: amazon.com
Source 2: http://www.argh.de/item01738.php

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Emma’s Mini: Beat Generation Mad Trick

On my proceeding mission to evangelise the world with great music I have something for you. It’s even more than just music: it’s a seminal way of buying music. But from the beginning: First the music.



Emma’s Mini: Beat Generation Mad Trick


It’s actually the first album of Emma’s Mini. And it’s not brand new because it came out in 2003. But it’s exactly what I had in mind that very moment I found it. I only heard one song and I bought the ablum straigt away. And I did not regret it. It’s cool. It’s innovative. Fits perfectly in my collection and will fit even more perfect in yours.


Because maybe the fewest will know Emma’s Mini already, here’s a short info on them:


“emma’s mini is a duo based in Seattle, WA. They first started making music together in March of 2002 and in April of 2003 they self-released their first album, beat generation mad trick.


Taking their cue from bands such as lamb, Massive Attack and Moloko, emma’s mini is creating a new and exciting sound, seamlessly blending Suzanne McClean’s rich, lush vocals with Demian Shoemaker’s innovative beats and soundscapes.”


And indeed: Suzannes voice is great… and “soundscapes” is the word I also would have chosen when I should describe the music itself… Infact: Go and hear the complete album. And more important: If you like it, buy it! It’s really worth the money. (what a great transition…)


Emma’s Mini is not under contract at a major label. Infact they are – as far as i know – not under any contract. But they sell their music through Magnatune.


And Magnatune describes itself that way:


“We call it “try before you buy.” It’s the shareware model applied to music. Listen to 356 complete MP3 albums we’ve picked (not 30 second snippets). We let the music sell itself, because we think that’s the best way to get you excited by it. Our selection is intentionally small: we never waste your time with mediocre music. If you like what you hear, download an album for as little as $5 (you pick the price), or buy a real CD, or license our music for commercial use. Artists keep half of every purchase. And unlike most record labels, our artists keep all the rights to their music. No major label connections and no venture capital. We are not evil.”


And they mean it. You can choose how much you would like to pay for the music…from 5 bucks upward…that’s great because you get the music without DRM or any other limitation… You even buy the exploitation right on the tunes… How cool is that!?



Magnatunes recommends a price…but you can change it easily, preferably upward.. 😉


Source: http://magnatune.com/artists/emmas_mini

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weiteres Charlotte Roche T-Shirt Motiv


es wurde “schlichter” gefordert…also hier schlichter:



zum Shop gehts hier…


Kommentare? Gut so oder anders machen?

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Charlotte T-Shirt und Tank Top Nachschub…


ich hab da gerad ne kreative Phase und so….



zum Shop gehts hier…


Kommentare? Gut so oder anders machen?

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das erste Charlotte Roche T-Shirt und Tank-Top ist fertig


Freut euch auf noch mehr davon…



zum Shop gehts hier…


Kommentare? Gut so oder anders machen?

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wie A9 die Yellow Pages gemacht hat…

A9 bietet ja seit neuestem in seinen Yellow Pages auch Fotos der Strassenfronten der Geschäfte in den Yellow Pages an. Und sie verraten auch, wie sie das gemacht haben. Nämlich mit speziell ausgestatteten Autos – ausgestattet mit Kamera+GPS+Notebook. Geniale Idee!



“Using trucks equipped with digital cameras, global positioning system (GPS) receivers, and proprietary software and hardware, A9.com drove tens of thousands of miles capturing images and matching them with businesses and the way they look from the street.”





Quelle: http://a9.com/-/company/YellowPages.jsp

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iam not really amused



Also meine Freunde. Das mit dem überweisen ist die eine Sache… aber nach dem zweiten Mal in Folge isset nichmehr spassig 😉

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Miet mich !

“Hire me. My rate would be one hundred an hour. Plus VAT and expenses. Four hours minimum. Dollars for small problems, Euros for big problems. British Pounds for management problems.” (Volker Weber)


Also… also das findch gut 😉


Quelle: http://vowe.net/archives/005436.html

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gib dem Jauch nie dein (Ebay-)Passwort

wie frank zu berichten weiss:


“es ist ja an sich ganz hübsch, wenn ihr wieder mal (wie schon letzte woche, zb) über das altbekannte javascript-loch bei ebay berichtet. wenn ihr zur demonstration allerdings ein mädel aus köln bzw. dem publikum rekrutiert, deren paßwort “live gehackt” werden soll, dann .. ist es eine ganz dämliche idee, nach der aktion ebendieses paßwort zusammen mit ihrem account-namen klar und deutlich in der live-sendung zu erwähnen. und da hilft leider auch nicht, daß der sogenannte ebay-sicherheitsexperte ein paar sekunden später dringlich darauf hinweist, doch bitte jetzt sofort das paßwort zu ändern, wie man im “mein ebay”-bereich der armen dame wunderschön beobachten kann. beachtlich, was da in den letzten minuten alles eingekauft wurde, noch bevor der account durch ebay endlich gesperrt wurde. (“einmal mit profis arbeiten ..”)”



Einfach sensationell Herr Jauch. Ich kann mich nur anschliessen – einfach extrem dämlich was die “Internetexperten” und “Sicherheitsexperten” da so verzapfen… wie dumm kann man eigentlich sein. Dem Mädchen mein Beileid.


Quelle: http://www.argh.de/item01555.php

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Ich und du Müllers Kuh

Ab sofort ist der deviance Shop auch unter http://deviance.spreadshirt.de zu erreichen. So kann man noch schneller bestellen! Ausserdem hat mir Kollege K. gerade über ICQ mitgeteilt, dass die Schlüsselbänder richtig gut seien! Da will ich ihm doch mal glauben…

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Iam proud to present…




there she is. Sadie Robin. The official “deviance” model.


Straight from Victoria, British Columbia: Sadie is one of the most beautiful women i know. She will appear regularly on schrankmonster and “deviance” from now on, featuring some of the “deviance Shop” stuff and even more of her own distinctly irresistible Sadie-style.


At the moment Sadie is available for modeling jobs – so if you got one for her, let me hear about it…



Für unsere deutschen Leser 😉 :


Direkt aus Victoria, British Columbia/Canada: Sadie ist eine der gutaussehendsten Frauen die ich kenne. Sie wird ab sofort häufiger auf schrankmonster und “deviance” auftauchen und einige Produkte aus dem “deviance Shop“, sowie eine Menge ihres eigenen unverwechselbaren unwiderstehlichen Sadie-Styles featuren.


Im Moment kann man Sadie auch für Modell-Jobs buchen – wenn du also etwas für sie hast, einfach bescheid sagen…

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deviance

hmm…zusammen mit Kollege Heil arbeite ich an einem kleinen-feinen Shop für allerlei Devotionalien.


Das schicke Auge ganz rechts soll leitet einen direkt zum Shop, den wir “deviance” genannt haben. Und abweichendes soll es dort geben. Und weil ich es ernst meine habe ich direkt eine mir gut bekannte Schönheit engagiert ihr Bestes für “deviance” zu geben.



In Kürze werden auch Bilder der genannten Schönheit exklusiv hier im Weblog der Welt vorgestellt…


Quelle: http://www.spreadshirt.de/shop.php?sid=46828

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